The best line i have ever heard

I was talking to a soldier today. He was from Ft Cambell, KY. When he said that... i told him i had been to Ft Cambell to do troop drops a number of times. He looked at me square in the eye and said...."Why would anybody want to jump out of a plane that you are on?"......i was expecting the "why would anybody want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane....joke.....so yeah .........that is the best line i've heard.....